Twisted Tidings

Exceptionally Crass and Painstakingly Juvenile Greeting Cards

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Creepy Birthday!

$2.99

Front: a special birthday milestone

Inside: You’ve finally become that creepy older guy in the club. Happy Birthday!

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      A never-ending jouney of love!

      $2.99

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      Congratulations from your former **** buddy!

      $2.99

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      No Regrets! Ok. Maybe One Regret...

      $2.99

twisted tidings

Ever read a greeting card and just wanted to throw up?

So have we. Twisted Tidings doesn't make cards for all occasions: we make cards for those occasions when you'd rather hide in a corner.

If you're going to "say it with a card," wouldn't you rather say it with a card that says what you're really feeling (for example, nauseous and bored)?

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